Catholocism

What is Catholocism?


1.

A very large and powerful cult.

Catholocism will fuck your mind, boy. And the priests will fuck your ass.

See religion, crazy, cult, insane, nuts

2.

A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."

Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?

Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.

Man: Dear God! How bad is it?

Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.

Man: At least I will have faith.

See catholocism, christianity, god, atheist, agnostic, religion, christ


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