What is Catkeys?
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When a cat helps you type by walking across the keyboard, attacking your hands, or sprawling itself across the keys.
A prime example of catkeys looks l=---------------pp oi8ufgsrwa4EEEEEEEEEEEVBBBBBBBBIOKK
Grr. Damn cat.
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