Catlish

What is Catlish?


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The pidgin variant of English used by cats, especially in humorous captioned photos. Often conveys wildness or craftiness. Can seem Asian, alien, or tech-savvy.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them." (Said by a maniacal Gameboy-holding cat to a very interested fellow cat.)

"I has snow." (Said my a cat peeking from behind a snow bank.)

"I'm on ur computer, typing with my ass." (Said by a cat sitting on a keyboard.)

"Did you see the the cat picture on my desktop? The one that says, 'I'm on ur bed, licking my balls?"

"Yeah. Classic catlish, there."

See engrish, spanglish, l33t, cat, humor


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