What is Catlock?
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Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.
"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."
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Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.
"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."
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