Catlock

What is Catlock?


1.

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

2.

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."


99

Random Words:

1. Yogurt Condom. Like a gogurt. Available in two sizes; Traditional and Magnum. Also available in Twisted pleasure, for her pleasure and w..
1. a DAMN FINE american representative in the MOTO GP world who seems be marking his place in the race Will you marry me Nicky Hayden??? o..
1. Piece of shit radio station based in Monaco, hosted by morons such as Elizabeth Lewis. Expect 'classic' songs such as Stars Ar..