Catriona

What is Catriona?


1.

A lovely young girl.

A wonderfully intelligent being.

abv. Cat

hey Cat! you're really cool!!

See anonymous

2.

A creature that dwells in brothels, wearing tarty little outfits gnawing on green apples. out to lure innocent wannabee doctors, and dressing them up in pointless underwear to be be sold off in tunisia!

but they are wonderful creatures at heart.

Eg. ohh man that Catrionas HOT, she can ravish my green apple any day.

See henderson, sexy, hottness, green, catriona, apple

3.

Generally a fat, want-to-be emo kid. Always have baggy eyes and try to be friends with all the boys they can, but secretly everyone hates her. one of the bitchiest people you could ever meet, always avoid catriona's.

most people would rather die than fuck a catriona.

See catriona, cat, fat, ugly, gay, homo, lesbian

4.

dumb blonde.When someone calls someone a catriona that means that they are hoe-ish and that they are white trash.

Look at that dumb Catriona.

See catriona, bit, bita, allyssa, sophia

5.

Derived from the Abromovich family of wilda-beasts. This hideous Monstrosity is an urban legend amongst university students. Often said to be an awful God-send to the student populous.

Would you rather sleep with a catriona or die a painful death? - Most people would chose death.

See hideous, beast, university, rory, mild


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