Cat's Crack

What is Cat's Crack?


1.

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?

HUSBAND: Yes.

WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?

HUSBAND: Yes.

WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?

HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

See mess, hames, hash, balls, craic


4

Random Words:

1. a person with the ability to fix computers and related devices without touching them. I called Roberta to fix my computer. The compute..
1. A type of bread, essentially a currant bun, only without the currants but with raisins and krebs in it. I'm eating a reservebol...
1. 1. An oddly skinny person that you cant see if standing sideways. 2. Has an "in your face" personality. 3. Conversations w..