Cat's Crack

What is Cat's Crack?


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To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?

HUSBAND: Yes.

WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?

HUSBAND: Yes.

WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?

HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

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