Catspert

What is Catspert?

Someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.

Dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.

Party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.

Catspert: oh by the way, you should try Scoop Away kitty litter. It really neutralizes the smell and makes the poopy clumps tight.

Everyone: ............

See cats, douche bag, expert, awkward, weird

Pre Blown

1. its like pre heat, you know how its set up to blow up, but im pre blow, so im already hooked up. (see dimebonicks) i came to the party ..

Gettin Pumped

1. When you are getting fucked in the asshole. Man im never stayin the night at his house again i was gettin pumped in my sleep. See ass,..

Vlips

1. slang for the labia majora, the two prominent vagina lips, or vagina cheeks. (while watching pornography) That chick has got some wierd..

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