Catspert

What is Catspert?

Someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.

Dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.

Party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.

Catspert: oh by the way, you should try Scoop Away kitty litter. It really neutralizes the smell and makes the poopy clumps tight.

Everyone: ............

See cats, douche bag, expert, awkward, weird

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