Cattle Guard Edit Meaning

1. Diarrhea that is 100% liquid and looks like the drink Yoo-hoo. Wow, I drank so much cheap beer and ate so much hot Polish food that I h..

1. An odd-shaped dickhead that comes to a point resembling a wizard hat. When you take lots of drugs, your own cock will resemble a dumble..

1. Awakening during the final seconds of REM sleep. Accompanied by phlegm and a sharp cough. "Man, I feel asleep in math class today...