What is Cattywumpus?
1.
Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
2.
A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.
Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...
Student: ...Cattywumpus...
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3.
The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside
Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
4.
to grab another's head and brain suck
He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm
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Random Words:
1.
black toes, a figure of speech.
Amber: Hey Claire!
Claire: Sup Nigga Toez!?
See nigga, funny, lol, lulz..
1.
To quief in your mothers mouth, or and the european definition, To quief in a cup of water, freeze it, then eat it
Thats a great Queifc..
