Cattywumpus

What is Cattywumpus?

1.

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

2.

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

See cattywumpus, fraudulent, slander

3.

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

*bite*

Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4.

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

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