What is Catwank?
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This is the sensation of wanting to be a cat with current intellegence and to have an attractive female owner that you will be able to masturbate over (especially when naked after showers) as she won't suspect the cat of doing such a thing. This is most commonly found in males as opposed to females.
Gosh JR stop wanting to be a catwank!
"look at the cat stroking itself"
"That's not a cat that's a catwank!"
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2.
The speed at which one can open a bottle
"What's your catwank?"
Random Words:
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collective noun. (N. American 21st century) 1. What one has aquired.
WL: I have an X-BOX controller in my aquiriations.
BG: Aquiriatio..
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A person who is being a retarded fuck at a certain moment. Possibly the only thing they have the braisn enough to cook and eat.
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