What is Caucasia Arrhythmia?
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The lack of rhythm many white folks(very common amongst males) seem to exhibit on the dancefloor, while attempting to dance to genres other than Country/Western and Polka. Most people who suffer from this condition are generally unaware they are even afflicted!
Derived from the word caucasian or "white people" and arrhythmia which generally refers to a lack of rhythm to a persons heart beat.
-basically I'm bored at 5 a.m. and decided their needed to be a "scientific" name for this social disease that seems to plague bars across america!
<guy1> "Is it just me or does everybody but Dave realize he looks like an asshole when he's trying to dance?
<guy2> "Well, Dave exibits an accute case of Caucasia Arrhythmia, and is oblivious to the fact he looks like an asshole... sadly there is no cure."
See bad , dancing , caucasia , caucasian , rhythm
<guy1> "Is it just me or does everybody but Dave realize he looks like an asshole when he's trying to dance?
<guy2> "Well, Dave exibits an accute case of Caucasia Arrhythmia, and is oblivious to the fact he looks like an asshole... sadly there is no cure."
