What is Cauf?
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A Cauf is a particulary strong cocktail not to meddled with. Cauf stands for completely and utterly fucked. this is how you will feel after this cocktail.
one third export vodka, one third smirnoff ice, and one third midori, with a sprinkling of cinnamon. this will leave you bladdered mate.
Random Words:
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To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.
If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".
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