Caught Jacking Off

What is Caught Jacking Off?

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

Zippster

1. 1. One who has a butt zipper on their shorts. 2. One who sprints fast. 3. Big sister. The zippster zips across the soccer field. See..

Encrotchment

1. The process of encroaching in the general proximity of the crotch without any penalty* *: unless you are-in fact-a woman i was playing..

Zoom Tard

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