Caught Jacking Off

What is Caught Jacking Off?


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When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!


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