Caught Jacking Off

What is Caught Jacking Off?

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

Half-head

1. a derogatory term for a half-hearted blow job. Bitch only gave me half-head. See head, fellacio, blow job, oral sex..

Zsa Zsa

1. Verb: To date;marry just to golddig. Mike: Dude, that chick Zsa Zsa'd me. Like, srsly. It pisses me off. John: What the fuck? S..

Strap Me

1. To loan someone money. "Can you strap me some cash?" See andy..

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