What is Cauliflower?
1.
Someone who butts into other people's business/stories.
God, she's such a cauliflower!
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2.
A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.
Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower!
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3.
A word at Pizza Factory used to ask a co-worker whether they would sleep with the girl customer that just walked into the restaraunt.
The responding worker than replies either yes, no, or while drunk.
worker #1: (girl walks into restaraunt) "Cauliflower"
worker #2: "meh...probably while drunk."
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4.
Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.
I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.
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