Cauliflower Ear Edit Meaning

1.

a boxer's or wrestler's ear deformed by injuries and accumlated scar tissue

If you don't retire you will end up with a cauliflower ear.

2.

Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.

This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ Penn and Randy "The Natural" Couture.

I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.

See wrestler, grappler, mma, fighter, tapout

3.

To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.

Usually results in brain damage and death.

Jane: I love you jeff

Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!

Jane: NOOOO

Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*

Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*

Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!

See ear, cauliflower ear, cauliflower, james, cat, dog, biscuit, csi, speakers, cheese, breadcrumbs, guitar, amp, webcam, sideburns, lugholes, lol, lolzorz, your mum, your sister