What is Cause You Touch Yourself At Night...?


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Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase ' Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"

"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"

"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

See eww, lol, touch, night


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