What is Cause You Touch Yourself At Night...?


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Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase ' Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"

"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"

"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

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