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Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.
Person One: Hey du..
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When one is way past the term "muffin topper". The fat actually go through the spandex pants, not just over.
Person 1: Ohh cr..
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How you feel after you come back from vacation about 5 pounds heavier.
I'm just gonna have a salad for lunch. I feel wicked vacati..