Cave Creatures

What is Cave Creatures?


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general name: "boy"

- rumoured to live in the water because nobody actually ever sees them.

- walk on hands

- have curious web like feet

- often lurke around corners ready to pounce

- dirty

- evil, skank, hoes

- boys eat beets.

- if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented

May Cause:

- lies

- lack of spelling skillz

- dilusionalism

- cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. Be aware. Another reason not to look directly at "them"

Marie: Is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?

Answer: FALSE. refer to basilisk safety procedures. Proceed with caution.

See boys, dirt, cave, demons, creature


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