What is Cave Troll?
1.
A ridiculously ugly person with no soul.
Hey, Kattie, you kinda look like a Cave Troll
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2.
A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.
The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.
Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.
Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
3.
A actually quite attractive girl that is called ugly by fellow friends etc. Used mostly by men in general. Girl usually has a good attitude about it. Is usually followed by the "cave troll song."
Boy: Hey look its Cave Troll!
Boy2: hey cave troll hey! man your face scares me
girl(cave troll): hahah yeah okay
boy: damn its cave troll
boy2: shes friggin hideous
girl(cave troll): haha ok your just jealous
boy: *sings* its cave troll its cave troll (repeated)
girl(cave troll): damn right
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4.
Filthy, nasty, smelly, short, hairy, disagreeable, stupid woman.
"Man that bitch Marie is a total Cave Troll!
5.
A computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times.
That coder has the people skills of a toadstool. What a cave troll!
6.
Slang or pertaining to the male reproductive organ.
Man, Mikey has a huge cave troll.
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