Caveat Dorito

What is Caveat Dorito?

Beware skinny girls who like junk food

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny

Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.

See caveat emptor, warning, skinnay, chubba

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