What is Cayucos?
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A small beach town on the central coast of the United States five miles north of Morro Bay. There is absolutely nothing to do but visit Arians. On a rare occurrence ninjas have been known to finoodle around town and then disappear into the darkness. Corporate America isn't present in Cayucos due to the ninjas. Pirates have never occupied Cayucos do to the surf ninjas that maim them.
"I heard that ninjas wiped out half the population of Cayucos the other day."
"So like,what, 50 people died?"
"O SHIT THERES A NINJ-......."
CAYUCOS IS A LOVELY PLACE
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