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An unattractive woman that you have sex with.
Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see yo..
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The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the ..
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Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her p..
