What is Cbd?
1.
Cute But Dumb
Used when someone is "lights on; no one home", but especially when they are attractive.
Guy1: "Man, that girl is CBD!"
Guy2: "Ew"
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2.
Stands for "chronic bitch dependency", or when a guy is ridiculously pussy-whipped and spends every waking minute with his bitch.
"Man, I haven't seen Alex around lately, from what I hear he's got a BAD case of CBD"
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3.
Chicks Before Dicks. taken from Bros Before Hoes
You can't go out with my her ex, remeber cbd.
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4.
Cock Blocking Degree: The word is used to refer to anyone whether male or female who either intentionally or accidently interferes with a male trying to meet or hook up with a woman or man. (Usually the interference leads to rejection)
Also:
Slang used to describe someone who repeatedly blocks your balls in pool/billiards (also known as Jap Pool)
Damn, "Insert Persons Name" just freakin came over while I was talking to that chick. It was going good until they came over. "Name" must have their CBD cause next thing I new, the chick walked away fast.
or
Damn man, you got your CBD, thats the 5th time you blocked the 8-ball
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5.
Cunt Bathroom Drama or CBD is defined as the acts of an unsaid number of backstabbing women congregating to the bathroom to discuss every unimportant thing you could possibly imagine, or gossip about other people, usually other women.
Beware, these topics are usually very pointless and boring, although, at times, the drama during these conversations MAY APPEAR to be very extreme.
c1... Did you see Beckys' hair today, it looked like she forgot to brush it this morning after her morning marathon fuck with Jim. Should I tell her it looks like shit?
c2-8... NO WAY, this conversation is good for another two weeks in our cbd's!
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6.
Christian Bale Day. That one day a year where you can easily foresee yourself having a break down that will most likely make the internet in some way, shape, or form. A Christian Bale Freak Out (CBFO) occurs on CBD's & will make even your mother question if she still loves you. CBD's and CBFO's can be triggered by nearly anything seeing as how they correlate to the addition of stress upon stress.
John : It's only 10 am and I'm having a CBD. I need to go lock myself away somewhere.
Jenn : I have my camera phone ready so if you're having a CBD I'm ready <3
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7.
Central business district.
don't be racist u black fool!
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