Cbf

What is Cbf?


1.

can't be fucked

eg: "i cbf going to work"

can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"

eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"

See ftc

2.

A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.

For instance..

"I cbf going to the movies"

would be "can't be fucked"

and..

"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."

would be "couldn't be fucked"

where as..

"I'll go when I cbf"

would be "can be fucked"

Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".

Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."

Guy 1: ...

3.

the ultimate lazyness. people who use this are to lazy to even type "i cant be fucked". its a lazy way of saying that i'm to lazy

person 1: i'm sweating like a fat man after a trip to the fridge"

person2: phht u walk to the fridge. i cbf walking my fridge has been moved next to my computer

4.

Used by Lazy people who Cant be fucked writing 'Cant be fucked'.

Person: "Hey man, want to come Shoot hoops later?"

Lazy Person: "Nah... i really cbf."

See cant, be, fucked, can, not, meh

5.

"Can't be fucked." A 1337 term used often to describe something that isn't worth their time, or to disapprove of someones request.

1. China: medic!!1

Shock: cbf u noob

2. Trojan: get on TS fag

Tooth: cbf ts

6.

cbf is a word genrally used in most gaming servers or in life. normally referring to your self as lazy and fat and depicting yourself as a hobo

RaNdom: come join my server cunt or ill chop your balls off

YeghI: cbf

or

Tom: come to the bar where we can fuck hot naked women

Bob: cbf WTF?

7.

C.B.F.= Chunky but Funky;meaning a girl who is somewhat heavy, but sexy as hell.

That chick from Laguna Beach was CBF!


22

Random Words:

1. It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below)...
1. while a guy is standing up peeing, another guy comes up from behind and starts having anal sex with him. 'why is the floor wet??&a..
1. Someone who loses firecape and torso after getting rushed by clan. Look at that dark punk11 getting owned. See dark, punk, yea, noob, ..
Book Banner