What is Cbf?
1.
can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"
can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"
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2.
A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.
For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"
and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"
where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"
Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...
3.
the ultimate lazyness. people who use this are to lazy to even type "i cant be fucked". its a lazy way of saying that i'm to lazy
person 1: i'm sweating like a fat man after a trip to the fridge"
person2: phht u walk to the fridge. i cbf walking my fridge has been moved next to my computer
4.
Used by Lazy people who Cant be fucked writing 'Cant be fucked'.
Person: "Hey man, want to come Shoot hoops later?"
Lazy Person: "Nah... i really cbf."
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5.
"Can't be fucked." A 1337 term used often to describe something that isn't worth their time, or to disapprove of someones request.
1. China: medic!!1
Shock: cbf u noob
2. Trojan: get on TS fag
Tooth: cbf ts
6.
cbf is a word genrally used in most gaming servers or in life. normally referring to your self as lazy and fat and depicting yourself as a hobo
RaNdom: come join my server cunt or ill chop your balls off
YeghI: cbf
or
Tom: come to the bar where we can fuck hot naked women
Bob: cbf WTF?
7.
C.B.F.= Chunky but Funky;meaning a girl who is somewhat heavy, but sexy as hell.
That chick from Laguna Beach was CBF!
