Cbg Edit Meaning

1.

Compulsive Boob Grabber

Taylor Dix walks around school and you can tell she is a CBG.

See boobs, grab, tits, big tits, taylor

2.

CBG stands for CreepyBaldGuy. He is polish and actually called Simon, and works as a cook, although he sometimes cleans courtyards with a power hose. It is widely believed that he is the sex-slave of Maureenand that they work together in ta'er farming. It is possible to have hysterics when you imagine him doing any job, no matter how ordinary they might seem on other people. He is also believed to be the female singer on "He said He Loved Me" by Reverand and the Makers. He can possess people, and plays accordion for Maureen's barndancing.

Person 1: "LOL imagine the CBG being a bank manager!!"

Person 2: "OMFG that's hilarious!" *has hysterics*

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Person 1: "Noo we don't want to play frisbee"

Person 2: "Yeah, we wanna write"

Person 1: "But frisbee's more fun though..."

Person 2: "Wtf?! You said you hated frisbee!!"

Person 1: "...I do..."

Everyone: "OMG the CBG possessed you!"

See cbg, creepy, bald, guy, potatoes, farmer, maureen, accordion

3.

Crazy Black Girl. A "ghetto" black girl who chooses to let her booty grow huge and her attitude bigger. They are very loud, sometimes angry, and often show disregard for any authorative figure. Can often be seen snapping their fingers and yelling at each other, or what they define as "talk."

"Uh-oh, a big group of CBG's is starting something over there. We'd better run."

See hoes, bitches

4.

Shorthand for cigar box guitar, homemade instruments often made during times of depression with whatever was available. Played in modern times by groups like Jug Fusion, Bazookahosen, Yeti On A Budget, Shane Speal, Presidents of the USA and others.

I just put the finishing touches on my new CBG, it has tone for days.

See Zimbabwe

5.

abbreviation for the town canonsburg

whats up in the cbg?

6.

(abbreviation)

Comic Book Guy

There were two CBGs arguing about whether Goku's eyes are blue or aqua on this DragonBall Z forum.

7.

Itz means "Cold Blooded Gangsta"

hey that homie rite is a cbg

See cold blooded, gangsta, cold, blood