Cchs Bands

What is Cchs Bands?


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-Has THE best band director there ever was or will be

-We sometimes forget that he's black

-He has superpowers

-Has "Mood Shirts"

-Dresses like a gentleman

-Thinks he has a collegiate band...he's right though...

-Has a wife named Tiffany...they love each other...even though they don't PDA...eww glad they don't

-We love to hate him and hate to love him

-His rehearsals are ridiculous

-Says sexual innuendos without realizing it

-Anal about everything

-Organized a year ahead...no lie

-Will do just about anything for his kids

-His students are his kids FYI

-So many conspiracy theories...it's hard to keep track of them

-The only black teacher at our school

-NO ONE ever corrects him...I did once...and got made fun of...never again

-Plays the clarinet...manly

-Is always watching...

-When he has a kid, the name will either be "Whittany" or "Tifmore"...lol ...

-Actually...can we call the kid "Whitless???" Do you get it???

-When someone says,"CCHS Bands," they say it with pride

-Can show up out of nowhere

-Can hear anything...no matter how far away you are

-Can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying "Hey"

-"Compare his baton to mine" (Whitmore's was bigger)

-"Hey!!!" The group stops and looks..."Don't move" And he throws a piece of paper at someone

-The baseball team is on the marching field..."THIS IS MY FIELD AND THESE ARE MY KIDS NOW MOVE!!!" (They leave)

-Football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication

-He says "All black!!!" for a reason

See cchs, bands, marching, symphonic, whitmore


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