Ccna

What is Ccna?


1.

-Cisco Certified Networking Associate. Indicates a foundation in and apprentice knowledge of networking. CCNA certified professionals can install, configure, and operate LAN, WAN, and dial access services for small networks (100 nodes or fewer), including but not limited to use of these protocols: IP, IGRP, Serial, Frame Relay, IP RIP, VLANs, RIP, Ethernet, Access Lists.

"You have CCNA? You got the Job! You got the Job!"

2.

stands for cisco certified network assholes, people who thinks they can configure LANs, WANs with bridges, routers, switchs, just cause they know how to calculate subnet masks and run protocols that are 4 or less characters long i.e. IGRP, IP/TCP.

alan: I know CCNA!

eoghan: did you passed the exam yet?

alan: er.... no, not yet

eoghan: looser, now i have to get back to my CCIE and hack the FBI

alan: so what have you done since you started the course?

ian: I finally got my laptop to talk to my router

alan: isn't that laptop running appletalk?

ian: .... yeah? so?

alan: did you re-encapsulate the packets?

ian: ....

alan: dude where you going?

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