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Its a really gross vagina.
Friend: yo i have the funniest story to tell you!
Me: lets hear it.
Friend: okay so i went to this girls a..
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the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch
"where is your other shoe?"
"OH SHIT!, I must mu..
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"The Cumcium" is when you fill a turkey baster with milk, and insert into a woman's vagina, squeezing out the contents. T..