Ceasure

What is Ceasure?

when a white person pretends to have a seizure in order to avoid getting their ass kicked by a guatemalan

White Person 1: omg that Guatemalan got pissed off when I called her a watermelon

White Person 2: what did you do?

White person 1: I had a ceasure, before she went all bake sale on me

See guatemalan, ceasure, seizure, guatemala

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