Cecil Alert

What is Cecil Alert?


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whenever some one says something that sounds like they are making sexual refererences, without realizing it

DUDE 1 dude my bag is stuck in my locker help me yank it out

DUDE 2: cecil alert..

CHICK 1: you prop it open with your foot and i'll shove it in there

CHICK2 : CECIL ALERT!

JEFREE STAR CLONE 1: dude! that thing is friggin huge! are you sure it will fit in there?

JEFREE STAR CLONE 2: stop making all these cecil alerts!

See cecil alert, thats what she said, wrong, weird, disturbing


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