Cedar City

What is Cedar City?


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A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival.

It’s loads of fun stalking prey on a Cedar City ridge with 50 MPH winds and 50 degrees below zero.

See utah, suu, college, mormon


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