What is Cedar Crest College?
1.
Girls associated with this college have the conspicuous characteristics of being fat, ugly bitches that love stuffing their faces with McDonalds while putting out to anyone with a dick. Ones not craving dick, crave skanky pussy. For further explanation: see nasty troll, he/shes, and damn-I-wouldn't-touch-that-shit-with-a-ten-foot-poll.
Jill and Brandy.
Exceptions: Lulu
2.
a residing student pays $30,000 per year not including books or supplies. The faculty gets paid a lot of money while the students don't get shit. They fuck you over.
cedar crest college is full of clitsmackers and clittylitter.
3.
A private woman's college located in Pennsylvania with an enrollment under 2,000 students. Majors are focused on nursing, science and carpet munching . Most women enrolled will tell you that they applied because they enjoy the beautiful campus, the small class size and caring environment, but this is a farce; it's most likely a self-esteem boost so that they wouldn't stand out for being as big of a waste. Being that the school only allows women in most academic programs, it is logical that at least 50% of the student body is comprised of fat lesbians (the other 50% is just lonely and bitter).
It is common to confuse a group of Cedar Crest girls for zoo animals, in areas of appearance and smell. The typical diet of the Cedar Crest girl is comprised of garbage, hay, Cheez-its, pizza, Turkey Hill ice cream and Ramen soup. Average weight ranges from very overweight to disgustingly obese. Hobbies include sitting, drooling, tampon arts & crafts, man-bashing, engorging. Avoids soap, flossing, athletics. The most elusive creature on campus? The intelligent, confident and classy woman.
In addition to possessing the most visually offensive persons in one location, Cedar Crest boasts the most catty, ignorant and otherwise womanly population in the northeast. Although most students will laud that they are open-minded, don't be fooled: It's common practice for the religious zealots on campus to victimize secular or atheist students by means of malicious gossip, womanly glares and petty behavior.
Bottom line: If you're thinking about enrolling, don't let the happy tour guides sucker you out of your money; you're better off investing the $32G/year in a nice state school.
Poor student: I can't believe that I ever enrolled in Cedar Crest College.
Friend: I can't believe I come to visit you and have my eyeballs assaulted every time.
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Onlooker 1: Holy whack, the ground is shaking! There must be a stampede of wildebeests nearby!
Onlooker 2: You are mistaken; I believe it is lunch hour at Cedar Crest College.
Onlooker 3: Careful, the menstruation attracts bears.
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CCC Girl: Anorexia is soo unattractive!
Non-CCC Girl: I guess everything is smaller when compared to yourself.
CCC Girl: Fat girls do it better! More cushion for the pushin'!
Non-CCC Girl: False; nobody who valued his penis would ever stick it in you.
See ccc , fat chicks , carpetmuncher
Jill and Brandy.
Exceptions: Lulu
a residing student pays $30,000 per year not including books or supplies. The faculty gets paid a lot of money while the students don't get shit. They fuck you over.
cedar crest college is full of clitsmackers and clittylitter.
3.
A private woman's college located in Pennsylvania with an enrollment under 2,000 students. Majors are focused on nursing, science and carpet munching . Most women enrolled will tell you that they applied because they enjoy the beautiful campus, the small class size and caring environment, but this is a farce; it's most likely a self-esteem boost so that they wouldn't stand out for being as big of a waste. Being that the school only allows women in most academic programs, it is logical that at least 50% of the student body is comprised of fat lesbians (the other 50% is just lonely and bitter).
It is common to confuse a group of Cedar Crest girls for zoo animals, in areas of appearance and smell. The typical diet of the Cedar Crest girl is comprised of garbage, hay, Cheez-its, pizza, Turkey Hill ice cream and Ramen soup. Average weight ranges from very overweight to disgustingly obese. Hobbies include sitting, drooling, tampon arts & crafts, man-bashing, engorging. Avoids soap, flossing, athletics. The most elusive creature on campus? The intelligent, confident and classy woman.
In addition to possessing the most visually offensive persons in one location, Cedar Crest boasts the most catty, ignorant and otherwise womanly population in the northeast. Although most students will laud that they are open-minded, don't be fooled: It's common practice for the religious zealots on campus to victimize secular or atheist students by means of malicious gossip, womanly glares and petty behavior.
Bottom line: If you're thinking about enrolling, don't let the happy tour guides sucker you out of your money; you're better off investing the $32G/year in a nice state school.
Poor student: I can't believe that I ever enrolled in Cedar Crest College.
Friend: I can't believe I come to visit you and have my eyeballs assaulted every time.
----
Onlooker 1: Holy whack, the ground is shaking! There must be a stampede of wildebeests nearby!
Onlooker 2: You are mistaken; I believe it is lunch hour at Cedar Crest College.
Onlooker 3: Careful, the menstruation attracts bears.
-----
CCC Girl: Anorexia is soo unattractive!
Non-CCC Girl: I guess everything is smaller when compared to yourself.
CCC Girl: Fat girls do it better! More cushion for the pushin'!
Non-CCC Girl: False; nobody who valued his penis would ever stick it in you.
See ccc , fat chicks , carpetmuncher
Poor student: I can't believe that I ever enrolled in Cedar Crest College.
Friend: I can't believe I come to visit you and have my eyeballs assaulted every time.
----
Onlooker 1: Holy whack, the ground is shaking! There must be a stampede of wildebeests nearby!
Onlooker 2: You are mistaken; I believe it is lunch hour at Cedar Crest College.
Onlooker 3: Careful, the menstruation attracts bears.
-----
CCC Girl: Anorexia is soo unattractive!
Non-CCC Girl: I guess everything is smaller when compared to yourself.
CCC Girl: Fat girls do it better! More cushion for the pushin'!
Non-CCC Girl: False; nobody who valued his penis would ever stick it in you.
