Ceiling Cat

What is Ceiling Cat?


1.

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.

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2.

Ceiling cat is the epitome of sophisticated humour.

A cat...in your ceiling...watching you...judging you. Ceiling cat disapproves.

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3.

The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.

While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.

See ceiling cat, masturbating, cat, jack off, wack it


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