What is Celaka?
1.
malay word that primarily means unlucky, unfortunate, disaster. can be seen as an obscene word or an insult, like "damn you"
wah so celaka lah - my car broke down yesterday.
celaka you!
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2.
Malay equiv. word for 'asshole' or 'shit' depending on context.
Asshole: You celeka!
Shit: Celeka this keyboard!
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Random Words:
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when your butthole sweats and it smells like horrible shit
ewwwww you smell like colon sweat..
1.
To say you would love to have sexual relations with the pointed out man or woman.
(Man 1 points to woman)
Man 1: DOH! I'd Rape Th..