What is Celaka?
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malay word that primarily means unlucky, unfortunate, disaster. can be seen as an obscene word or an insult, like "damn you"
wah so celaka lah - my car broke down yesterday.
celaka you!
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2.
Malay equiv. word for 'asshole' or 'shit' depending on context.
Asshole: You celeka!
Shit: Celeka this keyboard!
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Random Words:
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dick
Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch...
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A term in Hebrew which is used when weird and surreal events happen to someone.
John just saw his dog getting eaten by an alien.
John ..
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The sock used for male masturbation in a place where others share the same sleeping quarters.
John had a date with his bunk puppet ever..
