What is Celebate?
1.
To not have 
Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
2.
to masturbate in celebration.
When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.
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3.
Act of celebrating by masterbating!
I celebated after finals on Wednesday!
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