Celebate

What is Celebate?


1.

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.

Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!

Person 2: I heard he became a monk!

Person 1: That's not what I heard...

Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?

Person 1: Nope..

Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?

Person 1: Yep!

2.

to masturbate in celebration.

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.

See masturbate, celebrate, sex, love, man chowder

3.

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

See celebrate, masterbate, jack off, party, rub


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