What is Celebi?
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An omnipotent deity that some worship as God himself. He claims to be God of Sex, IRC, and just about everything else. He is also insatiably evil and a member of the Devious Deuce. People who speak out against him commonly disappear. Or die violent, bloody deaths.
For the love of Celebi! WTF are you doing!?
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the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
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