What is Celebrate Morning Mass?

1.

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

See masterbation, endorphins, orgasm, hair gel, celebrate
48

Random Words:

Arm Boob
1. A man's bicep that looks like a boob on their arm. Dang, Ryan hit the Bowflex again and look at his arm boob! I think it got bigge..
Read more
Derkastan
1. word used to describe any middle eastern country. normally used by hicks and ignorant people who forget the name of a country in the mid..
Read more
Snuh
1. n the animated television series The Simpsons, S.N.U.H. stands for Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping, although..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free