Celebrian

What is Celebrian?


1.

Either:

1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings

2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutficever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

See smutfic, fanfic, badfic, labia

2.

Either:

1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings

2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.

This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

See badfic, lemon, smut, porn, fanfiction


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