Celebritory Wank

What is Celebritory Wank?


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A wank performed usually after a rough week of finals, as means of relaxation.

After his math and economics finals, he stripped down to his tighty whities, broke out the beer, playboys, porn and lube and settled in for a long, enjoyable evening. A celebritory wank

See jerk, whack, ass, pussy, dick


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