What is Celebrity Contraction?


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When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?

Girl: What?

Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

See celebrity, tabloid, gossip, ben affleck, brad pitt, angelina jolie


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