What is Celebrity Contraction?
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When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
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Speedo bathing suit.
Kevin, at the pool: Hey what's that clacking noise?
Mark, puffing out his chest: That's my marble bag...