What is Celebrity Contraction?
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When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
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Random Words:
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Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.
Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kit..
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When a woman is so condescending, believes she is so much better than everyone else, she has graduated into being a complete cunt.
Jill..