Celephants Edit Meaning

1. Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover..

1. a smiley face with eyes and a nose look at it to the side you can see the eyes is the #---->8 the nose is the line --> - and t..

1. sperm ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear." Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle* See s..