Celeriter Edit Meaning

1. n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, ..

1. A bad case of piles. "Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!" See piles, haemorrhoids, grape..

1. when you get hit in the boobs with a lacrosse ball. "HOLY SHIZAMABOOBIE! try to throw more accurately next time? See shit, my, bo..