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Hardcore anal sex with pirates that involves semi-hard cow's milk cheese (used as vaseline and spermicide)
We just had a yargivarg..
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the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex
"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down..
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a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"
It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.
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