Celeron Edit Meaning

1.

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

See garbage, slow, pathetic, crappy, intel

2.

The perfect, literal example of a piece of shit. This is the absolute worst computer component ever conceived by the hands of man. Sure, it LOOKS good with 2.4-2.7 Gigaherz of speed, but its insanely small L1 and L2 cache, not to mention the INCREDIBLY slow FSB, Celerons are useless. There is lag time for even the most little of tasks. Even though Celerons are made for people who are not computer-savvy and who just like to email and surf the web and do Microsoft Word and stuff, they aren't even good at doing that! Fuck Intel for making it.

Leroy: "Hey, I want a cheap computer. I'm thinking of getting a Celeron processor."

Hugh: "I've had one for 2 1/2 years so far. I've been saving up for a while to get a REAL computer. Trust me, opening FireFox gives me 100% CPU usage and incredible lag time. "More than one application running at a time with ease"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Yeah, switching between Windows Media Player 11 and FireFox gives me (again) 100% CPU usage and lag. Want to play games? Well, fuck. That's too bad for you. It can't handle StarCraft (8 years old), WoW, or even Call of Duty. "Counter-Strike Source"? Oh, my God. You can play CSS.... if you like 9 frames per second on EVERY FUCKING LEVEL."

Leroy: "Damn... I'd be better off with a Pentium 2"

Hugh: "From now on, don't ever mention Intel products to me.... ever. Just go with AMD."

See intel, pentium, shit, useless, bad, cpu, processor, crappy

3.

A processor manufactured by Intel that is actually made from celery, hence the name.

Guy1: Why is you Celeron processor so slow?

Guy2: It's made out of celery, give it a break

See intel, pentium, celery, processor

4.

The white trash processor.

Y'all look at me new Celeron!. Et only cost me 4 bushels of hay and my daughter!

See celeron, crap, intel, pos, white trash

5.

A synonym for shit. The guy who owns Intel was most likely on crack when he created it. Celeron = Shit

"Hey Jack, you're a celeron!"

See celeron, intel, shit, welfare, poopoo

6.

A low end Intel processor. The celeron is specifically designed for cost efficiency and extreme reliability.

My webserver has a celeron IV and has been up for over 150 days.

See someone

7.

although a low end intel processor, a celeron has the best overclocking capabilities than any processor.

i just overclocked my cheap celeron, now its better than yours.