Celery Generals

What is Celery Generals?


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A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

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