Celery Of Humanity

What is Celery Of Humanity?

A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.

Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity

See worthless, waste of space, professional celebrity, paris hilton

Zootiebag

1. To be drunk, high on whatever and acting stupid. You remember last night? Ya, I don't remember that shit I was all zootiebagged. ..

Johnny Appleseed

1. To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual. I snuck up behind my roommate and..

Internet Hardman

1. An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people..

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