What is Celestial Bovine?
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1) An ST/DM's best friend.
2) The solution to munchkins and bad player characters.
3) A flaming cow dropped from the sky onto someone as "divine punishment".
Upon meeting Jon's character, Anna's character stabbed him to death and took all his equipment without even an exchange of words. For this, I dropped a celestial bovine on her character, told her to make a new one, and transfer no expereince points.
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The act of taking a large ripping shit on your partner's chest, and having the male bust nuts upon it.
Here comes the Sweed..
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The visible bruises and inherent soreness one gets in the elbow region after fighting with the person sitting next to them in the cinema..
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peeing in a plastic bag and then pouring the pee all over your partners face until they drown.
dude, that bitch has about 13 yellow luc..