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Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.
My wife get..
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someone who likes to molest small animals, while having a large voabulary at the same time
"hey liz, im feeling rather vocabularif..
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On a soccer game, when the goalie makes you go holy fuck, you say goalie fuck instead.
(goalkeeper blocks a penalty)
you: GOALIE FUCK!..