Celibat

What is Celibat?


1.

Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence of NRB's and wet dream's

Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!

See masterbation, celibate, celibacy, slapping the salami, choking the chicken


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