Celibat

What is Celibat?

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Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence of NRB's and wet dream's

Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!

See masterbation, celibate, celibacy, slapping the salami, choking the chicken
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