What is Celine Dion?
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Las Vegas is 100% fake, so Celine Dion will fit in perfectly.
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The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.
Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.
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French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.
Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.
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What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy
I was in the wonderful city of
Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across twoAmerican tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple ofYank s like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave aflying fuck .
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(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS
Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!
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Won, or should I say, earned an award as the top selling female artist of all time, puts on a SUPER fabulous show in Las Vegas, and is one of the most caring and genuine people in show Business. Also a very devoted singer, wife and mother, to wrap it up, the best singer/performer in the world!
Look, there goes the best singer in the world, celine dion!
So Tiff, what should we do tonight while we are in Las Vegas? I know! Lets go see Celine's fabulous Show! Tiff: Sounds good to me! Lets go!
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A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the
Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.
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